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Reprobate stammering freak of a younger brother update.
He's back in the house of many windows after trying to walk out of a shop with a rail of Diesel jeans. What a fucking spastic.
This happened last Tuesday. My sister just phoned and told me. That same night, his best mate took an OD of blues and fuck knows what else and promptly popped his clogs. They let our kid out on Friday to attend the funeral.
Ho fucking hum.
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Fuck sake chavis, can you, as his older brother, not give him a beating and tell him to stop being such a fud?
No offence intended.
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:earl:
I know it's tragic in a way, but I'm trying to imagine the scene now.
Shop person: Excuse me sir, where are you going with this rail of Diesel jeans?
Chavis' brother: Oh sorry, I forgot I was carrying these.
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I haven't talked to him in about a month, Skweeks. We fell out.Originally Posted by Skweeky
He kept ringing me asking advice about his plants while he was off his face on pills. What's the fucking point of asking someone's advice if you're not gonna remember a fucking word of it?
I gave him a bollocking for taking too many pills, and he called me a hypocrite (probably the biggest word he's ever mustered), I called him a plethora of mong derivatives and we haven't spoken since. True story.
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Fixed for accuracy.
I know it's tragic in a way, but I'm trying to imagine the scene now.
Shop person: Excuse me sir, where are you going with this rail of Diesel jeans?
Chavis' brother: Oh sorry, I fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa forgot I was ca ca ca ca ca carrying these.
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I don't mean to come across as a terrible and uncaring person, but:
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I have no family members who have ever been to jail, however, I have a half brother who married a hooker and used to own a string of brothels, and he's a right mong.
Not spoken to him or seen him since my dad died when I was 14 though. I have a feeling that is probably a good thing.
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I really couldn't give two fucks about him any more. I've fucking had it with him.
It's my mum I feel sorry for. She'll be trekking up and down to that jail every week now for fuck knows how long.
I'll give you an example of how much of a stupid cunt he is. When he got arrested, he told the rozzers that the reason he did it was cos he owed 400 squids to drug dealers who were gonna kill him if he didn't pay up.
The cops then refused him bail for his own protection.
What a cawk.
Last edited by chalice; 10-18-2009 at 06:38 PM.
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That's a shame.
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