Last one to post wins the internets

[brotherdoobie]

I have a huge spot on my chin.

Obviously, your hubby had asparagus for lunch.


-doobs

[Skweeky]

The husband made me some chicken and broccoli soup and I just found a bone in it. I think he is trying to kill me

[chalice]

This daylight savings nonsense has me all arse over tit.

Now my plants might turn hermaphrodite and it'll be all fucked.

Then you'll have to read me whining about it. Trust me, you don't want that.

[Skweeky]

I completely forgot about it.
I ended up being sick a few times this morning and I thought I had another two hours to go before I could have another anti sickness tablet. In fact I could've taken the thing an hour earlier. Bah

[Skweeky]

I just learned that the airport in Belfast is called George Best Airport. How apt.

[chalice]

I just learned that the airport in Belfast is called George Best Airport. How apt.

You're getting terribly racist these days.

I'm not sure I like you any more.

Or did you mean that we can all play football stereotypically well?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. You're lucky I've got drinking to do or you'd be fucking well in for it, like.

[Skweeky]

I can't help it. You were gone for a few days and I had to up the harshing, I can't seem to stop now.
In essence, you only have yourself to blame.

[hotstuff]

racist i was talkin about racoons thats all

[Alien5]

wasn't George best the famous drunk also a very good football referee back in the day?.

[chalice]

Battered cod and potato wedges and fucking Heinz Spaghetti Hoops, innit.

Don't ask me about the spaghetti hoops, they're just for effect.

Cunts.