Might have beans instead.
Nice, Allen. But I said 'hoops', not 'Alphafuckingbetti' spaghetti, like.
It's all gravy. I've managed to slide the spaghetti hoops onto the menu for the sprogs.
It's a fucking outrage that I've got no peas, but I'm gonna pretend the beans are green and forget about it and then it'll be sorted.
I'm going to have a slice of bread with butter. That will be my dinner![]()
Right chavis, I've decided what I'm going to send you. I'm going to send it recorded, because I don't trust them Royal Mail staff. They might try to steal it.
hey bigs wheres the beans in the spageti uggh dont sound good to me
Wee Eenden I presume.![]()
Now go away.
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