Last one to post wins the internets

[Skweeky]

Here turds, turn on E4 and watch Tim Minchin live. It's good for yer culture.

[Skweeky]

*sigh*

He has the most beautiful eyes.

[brotherdoobie]

Sleepsneversup, muthers. I figured booze would do the trick, eventually.
Fuck too.


Peace, doobs

[Skweeky]

I am currently in a hotel room in Crewe with a completely over excited baby. He is crawling about the room, climbing on top of stuff whilst squealing with delight.

[Skiz]

[Skweeky]

We finally got round to getting a second car. We got an old Ford Galaxy. It's not immaculate, but it's going to be the family car and will have babies and toddlers in it, so we thought it really would be of no use to get something new, or in mint condition.

Managed to get the car and the insurance for less than a grand. Woooo!

[chalice]

Skweeks, expect a parcel tomorrow or Thursday. I sent it recorded delivery.

Would've done it sooner, but the bad brain aids were giving me gyp, innit.

[Skweeky]

Did you get a new head? Looking forward to the parcel!

[Skweeky]

My sister just called to tell me she has just booked a ski holiday for March next year. Apparently she felt she had to do this after reading on facebook how miserable I was feeling (morning sickness, still).


She went on to ask if I wanted to come along. I explained to her that it really would not be a good idea to go skiing when 7.5 months pregnant.

Then she had a laugh about how I would be big enough by then to roll down the hills ( needless, to say, she has no kids, hence has never been pregnant). At which point my mum, my sister-in-law and my other sister, shouted 'shut up' in unison. (my mum has 7 kids, sis in law 6 and my sister has 2)

I just want to say:

fnar fnar fnar, take that big sis!

[Hairbautt]