Last one to post wins the internets

**chalice** · 11-04-2009, 09:40 PM

Very little Mulder (arf), no Bo, limited JP, a veritable extinction of manker.

Sad days indeedy-do, cunts. Sad days indeed.

**Skweeky** · 11-04-2009, 10:19 PM

Mulder has a girlfriend now and she's not allowed to know about this place.

In other news; I just spent two days trying to figure out why I couldn't claim a PayPal payment made through ebay. Turns out that, despite my paypal account being linked to ebay for all my buying, it does not automatically update this for selling is well.
Fuck sake.

**Skweeky** · 11-05-2009, 11:53 PM

I'm so indecisive. I can't decide whether to go to bed or to snooze on the sofa.

Firework display was ok.

**brotherdoobie** · 11-06-2009, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by Skiz

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Spoiler alert next time, ffs.

-doobs

It's the opening scene of the very first episode. I can assure you I spoiled nothing.

When I posted that I was wearing my facetious smile and awkward shoes. The humidity was low.

I was probably being a bit dry.

I'm a huge fan of V, cat.

Word.

-doobs

**chalice** · 11-06-2009, 06:38 PM

The 8 year old was bugging me a few weeks ago to post a picture she'd drawn to the offices of some kids internets in America.

She stuck a 1st class stamp on it and expected it to suffice. I explained to her that the letter would have to go by Air-Mail and it would cost extra. 'Leave it with me', says I, 'I'll get it sorted'. Then I promptly forgot about it.

Eventually she posted it herself, having arrived at the fact that I am a useless cunt. She posted it with just the 1st class stamp. Somehow, it arrived in Georgia and her picture is now displayed on their site. Her hair was perpendicular with delight.

I can only guess that the good people at the post office saw her sorry little scrawl, knew it was a kid sending the letter, and paid the rest of the postage for her.

Kinda almost nearly half-way gives you hope for humanity, innit.

**Skweeky** · 11-06-2009, 08:00 PM

Don't know if anyone watches Russell Howard's Good News?

Anyway, at the end of each show he has a little clip with a heart warming story.
This week it was about a little girl who got diagnosed with cancer, she knew she wasn't going to make it, so in the last few months of her life she hid little notes all over the house so her parents would find them after she died and they would remember how much she loved them.

**chalice** · 11-06-2009, 08:14 PM

Thanks for that, Skweeks.

I was almost approaching happiness cos it's Friday night and I'm a gonna get pished.

Think I might gouge out one of my eyeballs and squash it in a garlic crusher now.