Last one to post wins the internets

**Skweeky** · 11-06-2009, 10:28 PM

I just want to issue a general warning: If you are prone to getting wind, at all cost, avoid eating celeriac

**chalice** · 11-06-2009, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Me too, to be honest. And I won't let it happen again.

I was of a similar bent after my second. Never a-fucking-gain.

Turns out the 3rd was the bestest of the lot.

Just got nomintated for the Nobel Toddler prize. I'm proud.

Think Jordan's baby might just pip him, though. The wee fucker.

**Skweeky** · 11-06-2009, 10:39 PM

I swear, on my own life, he is not coming near me again until he's had the snip. Never ever ever again am I going through this hell they call pregnancy. I am looking forward to the baby, but I hate every minute of this pregnancy.

I have been sick for 7 weeks, my hormones are all over the shop and I sometimes feel like I'm losing my mind, my sense of smell is so sensitive that even the smell of my blueberry shampoo makes me puke, I have a constant pain in my hip which I know will develop into an inability to walk without the help of crutches for, oh, at least the last 2 months of my pregnancy. Not to mention the things that are still to come; more stretchmarks, itchy skin, indigestion, unable to sleep comfortably, needing to pee every hour of the night and having to waddle down the stairs, the list goes on.

**chalice** · 11-06-2009, 10:45 PM

I got as far as 'I swear' then my ignore hormones kicked in.

Jeeps, it's good to be a mang, mang.

**Skweeky** · 11-06-2009, 10:49 PM

I tewtally am FedExing a bag of poo to your doorstep

**Skweeky** · 11-06-2009, 10:51 PM

Anyhoo, it's been a blast, I'm off to bed to watch Wossie and read some more in Chavis' book.

Hasta manana!

**chalice** · 11-06-2009, 10:57 PM

Nightski.

I'm a gonna stall about and see who I can annoy. Friday night is usually good for it.

**chalice** · 11-06-2009, 11:02 PM

Tomorrow night is fight night.

David Hayes who is 6ft 3 vs Nikolai Valuev who is 7ft fucking 2, like, with 7 and a half stone difference in weight.

Chocolate bar bets at the ready youse cunts.