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    Boooo

    Voice losing doesn't count as real sickness

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    Does it halp that I think I've swallowed maybe a litre of my own mucus by now?

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    Hmmm, I suppose that could tip the balance.

    Can you prove it though?

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    It's cynics like you who make the world a cold harsh place to live in.

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    You saying it's my fault you got a man cold?

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    Is it really a man cold when you get it from a witch?

    Besides, I kept going to work thusly afflicted, while she stayed at home.

    Not that I'm complaining, mind, her sole contribution consists of fucking up my workdays and sucking up to tards so they won't notice. So I actually got more done, in a less stressful environment, despite being ill.

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    Start sneezing in her cup.

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    Pretty sure she's resistant to her bad aids, what with her giving it to me

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    It could have mutated in the mean time, plus, you would still have the satisfaction of knowing she is ingesting your snot.

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    Well that was fun. Just spent the last 48 hours at the Royal Alexandra Childrens Hospital in Brighton - youngest daughter had bronchialitis and needed to be on oxygen for a while, and alsoneeded help feeding through a tube. She's home now though, but still not particularly well, she's got a really bad cough and sometimes it causes her to throw up her milk.



    Ho hum.

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