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**Alien5** · 12-14-2009, 05:44 AM

Thank fuck The X-Fucktor has fucking fucked off.

when will idiot joe public wake up and start getting bored of that fucking prick who killed top of the pops.

**Skweeky** · 12-14-2009, 08:12 AM

Originally Posted by Gemby!

Originally Posted by Skweeky

We've just spent the whole weekend pretty much inside the house due to all of is being loaded with the cold.

I have managed to read all twilight books, including the unfinished 5th one, and have rewatched the first Twilight movie. Would it be overkill if I watched New Moon again?

It's just that that Edward Cullen is the most sexy fictional character ever conceived.

but he isn't so pretty in the second film- little too pale and weird looking for my liking. watch it anyway- you can amuse yourself with making a lot of the conversations they have way more dirty then they actually are. you might be too mature for that though - i sure as hell am not!

shame about the cold though - i usually do my best to sleep through it.

I like the whole pale thing though. I guess deep down it's every girl's wish; a hansom, rich, immortal and incredibly gallant tame monster of her own who can give her eternal youth, super strength and undying love.

Where do I sign up?

Oh, and you're never too mature for a bit of dirty talk.

**Gemby!** · 12-14-2009, 01:46 PM

well then the bit where he is breaking up with her in the forest is uber dirty

**ckrit** · 12-14-2009, 02:15 PM

I'm trying to document the setup of a customer's installation of our system, this is getting worrisome.

Seems as though one or several of their lot have been getting experimental with the configuration. There's a lot of stuff in here that I don't see doing what they seem to be intending that it do.

This, I guess, is the problem with gradually handing the responsibility and management of the system over. If they'd done it when it was someone else's problem I'd just have gone 'HAHA, you can't do that' and charged them for it

**Skweeky** · 12-14-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Gemby!

well then the bit where he is breaking up with her in the forest is uber dirty

I'm curious as to how they are going to do the sex scene in Breaking Dawn when they are on Isle Esme

Guess I'll have to wait another 2 years for that

**ckrit** · 12-14-2009, 02:31 PM

I don't know what some girls see in the twilight movies.

The plot seems dreamt up by a bunch of fagballs.

Anemic-looking girl falls in love with mind-reading vampire guy with funny hair, but oh noes, weird native american guy with a face like some kind of dog-monkey thing likes her too, and bla di blah. And there's a whole ten minutes of pg13 fighting, or something.

There's amazingly little action, given that it's about werewolves and vampires.

Also, the premise seems kind of like a ripoff of the Sookie Stackhouse novels, only weaker.