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**Skweeky** · 02-13-2010, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I just read on facebook that DanB got engaged!

wut!???

I know, I was rather shocked as well, but it appears to be true. He is smitten.

**Mr. Mulder** · 02-13-2010, 06:58 PM

and to think they met in a car park at night

**Skweeky** · 02-13-2010, 07:01 PM

There may be hope for you yet mouldy.

**Mr. Mulder** · 02-13-2010, 07:09 PM

i was wankered the other night/morning in a really shit nightclub (1 of three clubs we have here) and i approached this rough looking burd who turned out to be a brazilian english language student, i went up to her and asked her what her favorite dinosaur was (never fails) and she said t-rex, we danced for a bit then i realized she had a unibrow and got the fuck out of there, is that the same sort of thing as smitten?

**Skweeky** · 02-13-2010, 07:10 PM

No, I think in your case it simply means you'd keep going even if your peen hurts.

**chalice** · 02-14-2010, 05:27 PM

Sup cunts?

This is the first time I've attempted to imbibe alcohol since my anti-tobacco resolution, innit. I've almost gotten through a bottle of Merlot and I don't feel too bad.

Almost 4 weeks off of the smokes. As Lindsey Buckingham would say...

Never goin' back again.

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