
Originally Posted by
Wizard Scuff
Word to the macs, chavis.
Damn right, mate.
The few times I've trusted them, against my better judgement, it has been to my bitter regret, like.
When I was about 20, I used to go out with this hun girl. I can be forgiven, she was fucking gorgeous. Everything was great for a while. It was love city.
Then her hun-mum got anxious about it. She was a fucking piece of work, believe you me. She sat the two of us down on a Sunday afternoon and told us that the UVF had visited her house the night before. Reportedly, they said that they knew who
I was and knew who
she was and if we were ever seen together again, we'd be shot dead. True story.
All balls, of course. Still, things weren't quite the same after that.
Disclaimer: this apocryphal (yet true) tale has nothing whatsoever to do with Skweeks and her (no doubt fan-fucking-tastic) hubby, like.
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