Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

The womb, then, innit.

[Skweeky]

Recent activities by the boy:

Emptying the kitchen drawer and spreading all pots and pans on the kitchen floor
Trying to climb on the table despite knowing very well he is not allowed
Pouring his drink over his toy car
Trying to eat his wellies
Sitting in the sofa eating grapes, then eating half of each one and hiding the other half in the back of the sofa

And this is after taking him out for walks, and plenty of play time outside!

[chalice]

Nothing wrong with that. He's a boy being a boy to the max.

If he didn't try to eat his wellies, I'd be worried.

[Skweeky]

I know, but I still have to tell him off without laughing! Do you know how hard that is???

[chalice]

Yes, dear. Yes I bloody well do.

[Skweeky]

I suppose you do as well

Are the girls any easier?

[chalice]

The girls are worse. Fact.

Ask yourself. She'll know.

[Skweeky]

I asked, she says she was too young to remember, but puberty was pretty bad.

[chalice]

I asked, she says she was too young to remember, but puberty was pretty bad.

At least once you drop the inevitable, you'll get back to having the trusty old periods.

Can't beat the periods, like.

It'll be like coming home.

[Skiz]

Nice dildo, dewd.

Thanks.

Maybe I should have posted in the anal secks thread.