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[chalice]

Just had the worst night ever.

My missus is a total spastic.

God help me.

[Quarterquack]

Just had the worst night ever.

My missus is a total spastic.

God help me.

You should convince her that you fucked her mother, as would be your reaction to the spastic folk around here. Or do you hold a double standard?

[chalice]

Just had the worst night ever.

My missus is a total spastic.

God help me.

You should convince her that you fucked her mother, as would be your reaction to the spastic folk around here. Or do you hold a double standard?

No. Her mother is a fucking spastic too.

Just last week she took to my nine year old daughter with a sharp end of fucking ruler. You can imagine how I feel about that.

You're a bit of a dickhead, aren't you, mate.

[Quarterquack]

I'm quite glad you noticed, couldn't gather up enough reasons to be sociable around here. Should I try to be more amicable, in your opinion?

EDIT: As far as your wife's mother is concerned, wow, what a whacko. You should stop visiting/having her around if she'll be a crazy old fart unwilling to change her ways.

[chalice]

My opinion counts for fuck all. True story.

Do you intend to stick around and perpetuate the 'dickhead' thing? Not that it matters.

Just asking.

[Quarterquack]

It's quite amusing around here, not to mention that I've been pursuing my degree in douchebaggery; and this seems like the perfect opportunity to pick up some quick experience, from the senile tempers round here. However, it's mostly the amusement that should keep me around these parts.

[chalice]

If you like it, stay.

If you don't, shut the fuck up, then. It is what it is.

Telling me I'm a cunt won't make it any better.

[Quarterquack]

Haha, I've really had it with you. You have remarkable patience. How come you blow your top off with QPD/TV_Controls really quickly, then? I've tried for a couple of days on end to see if you'd have a go at me, and you just wouldn't.

I really hope this isn't you developing a soft spot for a lounging rookie (there, I set one up for you again).

[chalice]

Haha, I've really had it with you. You have remarkable patience. How come you blow your top off with QPD/TV_Controls really quickly, then? I've tried for a couple of days on end to see if you'd have a go at me, and you just wouldn't.

I really hope this isn't you developing a soft spot for a lounging rookie (there, I set one up for you again).

I knows people. And I knows how to handle them.

You underestimate me quite unfairly, man.