Last one to post wins the internets

[Skweeky]

Oh is this the barely legal gf? What is she like?

[chalice]

Behaves like a four year old.

But then, my kids were far brighter than her when they were four.

She won't be winning University Challenge any time soon.

[Skweeky]

Maybe you should sign her up for it, just for a laugh? The weakest link is looking for contestants as well.

[chalice]

She wouldn't even make it to the fucking studio.

She'd get dazzled by her reflection in some shop window.

Edit: And prolly try to eat it.

[Skweeky]

She sounds like quite the catch.

In other news; the boy has learned how to say 'Oh no' in an overly dramatic fashion and is now creating situations so he can say it. Ie, 'accidentally' dropping his cup, 'accidentally' falling over on the newly mopped, wet floor, 'accidentally' sticking his arms in the bathtub and thus getting his sleeves all wet.

Genious, I tell you, genious.

[chalice]

Noice.

Can he say 'fuck' yet?

I could at that age.

[Skweeky]

No, we've not concentrated on that yet

Besides, he's a bit slower with his language development than other kids on account of being raised bilingual. The poor thing is having to make his brain work twice as hard.

[chalice]

I think it's fan-fucking-tastic that he's bilingual. Lucky kid.

I could only say 'fuck' in one language. Still, it's been good to me, I suppose.

[chalice]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbc_opbkDOQ[/YOUTUBE]

[megabyteme]

YOUTUBE vid

Enjoyed that. Just right as we try to get the kids settled back to bed after their first feeding of the morning.