Last one to post wins the internets

[Mr. Mulder]

I have fallen victim to a karmic sammich. True story.

At Tuesday lunchtime I went to what I thought to be the bestest sammich joint in the world. I'd usually have chicken tikka cos that's what all the cool guys have. On that fateful lunchtime, however, I thinks to myself...have chicken salsa instead...just to be different. So I did.

I handed the sammich woman a tenner to pay for my 3 squids 35 pees sammich containing a fuckload of chicken, salssa sauce, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and cucumber on brown bread cos brown bread is the best. She handed me back 9 squids 65 pees. This means, for the hard of thinking amongst you, that the sammich cost me 35 pees. Humanity 1 Evil Sammich Makers nil.

You'd think so, whouldn't you. I was chuffed to the max and wolfed that good ole sammich down in no time at all. I have since been laid up with the bad botulism and have been vomiting and shiteing up a storm. Revised score...Humanity nil Evil Sammich Makers 15.

Still, it got me 3 days off work to the max.

that's what ewe get for being a radical

[Barbarossa]

Lol

[chalice]

You people make me sick with your lack of....no wait, that'll be the sammich again.

[chalice]

this is making me a bit

I think you'll find that it's being a homosexual that's making you a bit

This just makes it worse for you cos you're mostly surrounded by blokes and it gets you all of a flutter, dumpling.

[Skweeky]

I have had the most unlucky month ever

First the husband gets the sack, then the car blows up and the garage tries to swindle us, then there's a fraudulent transaction on my bank account causing me not to be able to pay the rent until the middle of the month and now the landlord has decided to kick us out because of the previous. Bah.

On the upside, my mum bought us a new car and she is coming over to visit us in two weeks time.

fucks sake

your landlord sounds like a cunt, i'm sure you pay on time every month and even have papers to prove its beyond your control this month, he clearly is a massive twat

It's through a letting agency as well. Never missed a payment once in all the time we've lived here. I hope he sleeps well in the knowledge he is kicking out a family with a toddler and a tiny baby for no decent reason whatsoever.

[Mr. Mulder]

letting aidjencies

[Mr. Mulder]

[Snee]

hi

[chalice]

hi

Hello.

[chalice]

Pizza. Fact.