Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

Found it underneath some bills.

Thanks for nothing, internets.

Yeah, well, that wot I was gonna say anyways.

[Snee]

So I've been teaching some nub at wurk the ropes, and all. Been answering them crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

I figured, you know, I'm prolly on my way out regardless, but at least I'll make sure she's all right when I'm gone and whatnot.

Only, she quit this week. That was unexpected.

[Snee]

Also, it's been nearly six months, since I got laid off the first time.

It's funny how I'm still working there

[Skweeky]

So I've been teaching some nub at wurk the ropes, and all. Been answering them crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

I figured, you know, I'm prolly on my way out regardless, but at least I'll make sure she's all right when I'm gone and whatnot.

Only, she quit this week. That was unexpected.

I'll take the job Snee, it can't be that difficult. You can teach me on here, right?

And I already know the answer to the above 2 questions, so I reckon that makes me more than qualified.

[Snee]

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

[Snee]

Ordered on a whim.

The next time that fucking cat wakes me up at six in the morning I'll give it something to scream about.



Not really. I'm more likely to shoot the owner. It's not the cat's fault.

[JPaul]

I can't believe it, I just rob Mega Casino and got 43 exp! xD

No Way!!!!

[Quarterquack]

crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

Only, she quit this week.

You probably got to "Wot's an on-switch."

[Skweeky]

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

I already know some Swedish:

mjölk
bröt
jag älskar dig

That should be more than sufficient for any software manual.

[tesco]

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

I don't think she needs to learn the Swedish language to write a Swedish manual...
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