Last one to post wins the internets

[Wizard Scuff]

Word to the macs, chavis.

Damn right, mate.

The few times I've trusted them, against my better judgement, it has been to my bitter regret, like.

When I was about 20, I used to go out with this hun girl. I can be forgiven, she was fucking gorgeous. Everything was great for a while. It was love city.

Then her hun-mum got anxious about it. She was a fucking piece of work, believe you me. She sat the two of us down on a Sunday afternoon and told us that the UVF had visited her house the night before. Reportedly, they said that they knew who I was and knew who she was and if we were ever seen together again, we'd be shot dead. True story.

All balls, of course. Still, things weren't quite the same after that.

Disclaimer: this apocryphal (yet true) tale has nothing whatsoever to do with Skweeks and her (no doubt fan-fucking-tastic) hubby, like.

You did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.

[chalice]

Damn right, mate.

The few times I've trusted them, against my better judgement, it has been to my bitter regret, like.

When I was about 20, I used to go out with this hun girl. I can be forgiven, she was fucking gorgeous. Everything was great for a while. It was love city.

Then her hun-mum got anxious about it. She was a fucking piece of work, believe you me. She sat the two of us down on a Sunday afternoon and told us that the UVF had visited her house the night before. Reportedly, they said that they knew who I was and knew who she was and if we were ever seen together again, we'd be shot dead. True story.

All balls, of course. Still, things weren't quite the same after that.

Disclaimer: this apocryphal (yet true) tale has nothing whatsoever to do with Skweeks and her (no doubt fan-fucking-tastic) hubby, like.

You did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.

Maybe, like.

Nevertheless, I always considered her as 'the hun that got away'.

Shoot me. Shoot me NOW.

[chalice]

In the fucking face, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

i've got a load i can shoot over your face, it won't even cost you nufin

[Thatsgreat]

Oh yes!

EDIT - Shit, that came out sooooo wrong

Wasn't referring to your post at all Mulder...

[chalice]

i've got a load i can shoot over your face, it won't even cost you nufin

Nah, mate.

I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.

That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.

[Thatsgreat]

i've got a load i can shoot over your face, it won't even cost you nufin

Nah, mate.

I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.

That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.

Hold your horses there!

[Wizard Scuff]

You did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.

Maybe, like.

Nevertheless, I always considered her as 'the hun that got away'.

Shoot me. Shoot me NOW.

:earl:

[chalice]

Nah, mate.

I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.

That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.

Hold your horses there!

You want horse-cum as well?

You sick, sick puppy, you.

[Thatsgreat]

Hold your horses there!

You want horse-cum as well?

You sick, sick puppy, you.