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    Ahoisup, morans

    got fuck all to do tonight, none of my mates are out, they're all broke. the misses has gone out on a dress as a whore night and i can't go cos im not a female whore.

    the first bourne films on at 10 though, perhaps in my pants with a beer

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    Steal the fuck outta Salt. It's Jason Bourne with bazonkas. Only shite. You'll love it.

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    funny you should say that my good mang, i stole an r5 of that this afternoon, might watch it tonight lyke

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    shite bazonkas are amongst some of my favourite bazonkas
    Last edited by Mr. Mulder; 08-21-2010 at 07:18 PM.

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    my flatmate came home from work, got dressed (whored) up then she put some chipsticks in a bowl and poored a glass of smirnoff, left them both on the side then rushed off out without saying a word

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    She's wants you to get drunk, get naked, and pretend to pass out on the couch, then she's going to rape you.

    Do it.

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    that is so what i was thinking too!1 the fact that she's not said more than 8 words to me for the past almost two years is of no relevance. She's only 19, she's obviously got all these confusing sexy feelings

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    fucking hell chaps she's come back two of the phitest slag mates!!!! ones a bit chubby but her face make-up and tits make up for it!!

    /been bannished to my room now but they can't stop me leaving the door open and listening to them!

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    hahaha just heard the chubby one say "all my mates think i look like rihanna"! maybe if rihanna was a chubby little slut from brighton!! but still, i so would

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    i am so aroused right now. got to wait till tomorrow before i can stick it in anything, i could have a wank now but i want to bring my A game tomorrow... there's the something about mary school of thinking of never go out with a loaded gun but that's when i've done some of my best work one things for sure though, gonna fucking destroy the misses tomorrow. She lives with her mum, her mums out tomorrow night binge drinking so her house is ours = sofa fucking whilst watching the big telly

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