Last one to post wins the internets

**chalice** · 05-09-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Originally Posted by chalice

In other news, Number 1 Son is playing GTA Vice City on the PS2, like.

Out of all the fucked-up things you can do in GTA, what is he doing?

He's been standing at the back of a bus queue for the last 20 minutes. He's actually expecting a bus to come.

I worry, I really do.

Hahahahaha. Bless. How old is he?

This morning I was scribbling a shopping list for the other half and his 5 year old son peered closely at what I'd just written and asked me if I was writing in Russian. Hmph.

Everyone's a critic. I hear sarcasm is genetic, like.

He's 11.

**Mr. Mulder** · 05-09-2009, 01:24 PM

d00dz.

watched the new fast and furious which rawks!1!!1!1!1

**The Flying Cow** · 05-09-2009, 01:40 PM

All your children that you've mentioned so far seem terribly rational, down-to-earth types chavis.

Whatever you're doing, you're doing it right from the look of things.

**Skweeky** · 05-09-2009, 01:50 PM

I finally joined the revolution and bought myself a decent laptop. 17" screen, 3 gb RAM, 16gb memory, DVD RW. Now I don't have to move the two monstrous desktops we have in the house!

The tards in the shop were trying to sell us Norton 360 at half price. I laughed. Then they were trying to sell us insurance for 70 quid. I laughed even harder. They seemed to be insulted by this and thought we were mental for refusing to purchase proper security. I think they don't really understand the internetz yet.