Last one to post wins the internets

[CrabGirl]

I was thinking more Jasper Carrot.

[Cheese]

Sigh. My work's systems have gone totally down apart from interwebs. Which is great because I get to skive but bad because tomorrow (which was my day off) I will be working like a motherbitch to catch up on all missed/lost work from today.

[chalice]

Benjamin, do me a favour, mate.

Have a looksee on Soulseek for 'Lucy Wainwright Roche- 8 More Songs', will ya?

There's a good chap.

[Sextent]

I used to know Snee's real name but I ate it.

[chalice]

I know it, but I can see why he'd prefer to be called Snee, like.

Just as I'd prefer to be called chavis.

True story.

[Sextent]

For security reasons

[Sextent]

I know it, but I can see why he'd prefer to be called Snee, like.

Just as I'd prefer to be called chavis.

True story.

Exactly, chalice of weewee

[chalice]

Yeah, and also aesthetic reasons, like.

It's alright for youse cunts having a decent name like Seamus and the Anglicised derivative, like.

My name, however, looks and sounds like shite, has no classical connotations and it isn't really something you'd wanna hand down to one of your offspring.

What the fuck were they thinking?

Apart from giving me a hun name so I could get a job in a shipyard that I never fucking wanted anyway.

[chalice]

I know it, but I can see why he'd prefer to be called Snee, like.

Just as I'd prefer to be called chavis.

True story.

Exactly, chalice of weewee

Hey, I was rummaging around for a unique username and it kinda sprang from nowheres, like.

It was alright for a while, but you'd be amazed how many fuckers just stole the fuck outta that name just cos they thought it was good. True story.

[Skiz]

The fook? Now the "LIVE" thing is disabled again?