Last one to post wins the internets

[chalice]

New bested thang evar, like.



True fucking story.

Been eating that for fucking ever. Goes great on burgers and chicken sammiches.

Wot did you have it with?

I was having this dodgy prawn curry with boiled rice nonsense. It was bland as aul fuck and I sez til meself, 'you should put some a yon weirdo hot sauce wot your missus got in Tescos yesterday on it, innit'. So I did. And what do ya know, it rawked out. Totally transformed the shitey prawn curry to the max.

True story.

[Skweeky]

In other depressing news;


yesterday the neighbour's dog died. Today the neighbour died.

[chalice]

In other depressing news;


yesterday the neighbour's dog died. Today the neighbour died.

Nice one.

Which are going eat first?

[Skweeky]

Well, the dog was cremated and the neighbour was very skinny. Think we'll just go for a curry after the funeral.

[chalice]

Who, in the name of fuck, cremates a dog?

Char-grilled, shirley?

[Skiz]

My friend cremated his boxer on Monday. True story.

[Skweeky]

That's what they do when you hand it in to the vet.

It's shame really. He could be an evil cunt, but I enjoyed the conversations we had about literature and art. (with the neighbour that is, not the dog).

RIP Ronnie, I'll have a wee drink on you!

[Skiz]

I was having this dodgy prawn curry with boiled rice nonsense. It was bland as aul fuck and I sez til meself, 'you should put some a yon weirdo hot sauce wot your missus got in Tescos yesterday on it, innit'. So I did. And what do ya know, it rawked out. Totally transformed the shitey prawn curry to the max.

True story.

Good call, sir.

It goes great with that sort of stuffs. I've had it on jambalaya with crawfish and it was tits.

[Skweeky]

In other more cheerful news: 5 more sleeps and I'm going on holiday!

[Skiz]

Just watched Breaking Bad too. Hal was harsh as feck!1