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    Quote Originally Posted by tesco View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    I saw it but surprisingly don't keep a tape measure handy at the computer.
    How do you measure your e-penis?
    Is it not in the properties of your torrent software

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    Whatever you do, do NOT buy a Binatone satnav. They are Shite.

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    Get one with a strong sucker so it doesn't fall off and you end up having to reach for it and end up crashing your car like a daft friend of mine did.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Whatever you do, do NOT buy a Binatone satnav. They are Shite.
    I've never even heard of those.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Get one with a strong sucker so it doesn't fall off and you end up having to reach for it and end up crashing your car like a daft friend of mine did.
    The last one I used, I snapped the cunting mount because the sucker was stuck onto the window so damn well.

    As long as I've got a face
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    bought the fuck out of a tomtom xl classic v2 on ebay, innit.

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    You've got a place to sit

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    Sup cawkfans,

    tired doesn't even begin to descr...

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    done too many sit-ups, my stomach hurts if i sit down or stand up, i don't want to live anymore!

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    do some more sit-ups

    to clear the lactic acid

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    tell me what happened.
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