
Originally Posted by
CrabGirl
Cockspannery fuckwitness. Got second interview for that job tomorrow and it's testing my non-smoking reserve quite a lot. In other news I went for a walk earlier and the path went through a field of cows. Fine, I thought, they are just cows. Except they weren't. On closer inspection, as the beasties were walking up to me shaking their heads aggressively, I realised they were bulls. Lots and lots of territorial pissed-off bulls.
The hardest part was turning slowly around and walking away calmly with my back to them, rather than running at full pelt.
And for those of you who say why all the fuss, these bulls had malicious intent in their eyes.
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