Last one to post wins the internets

[CrabGirl]

Yo there. I've got a sunburnt scalp.

[Barbarossa]

Mrs Barbarossa always gets a sunburnt scalp. I tell her to wear a hat. She takes no notice.

[CrabGirl]

I was told to wear a hat. I spent the weekend telling the children to wear hats. I didn't wear a hat. It's my own fault I'm flaky.

The rest of me is a lovely brown, despite the factor 25. The other half has burnt his armpits. HOW?

[Snee]

Balls.

I must have been really tired last night. I was trying to get pentomato to realise he's a fucking idiot, again.

Hah, and I almost signed this with my real name, like wot I would with emails at wurk.

And we're getting sued again

[Barbarossa]

I know your real name

and you know mine

[Skweeky]

Are you some kind of Harbinger of Death

Maybe I am.

It turns out that Ben, despite having ginger-ish hair, goes a lovely brown the instant he spends any time in the sun. That means him and his dad go round looking all nice and healthy, while I will spend my time slapping on factor 40 and wearing a huge hat.

[Skweeky]

Balls.

I must have been really tired last night. I was trying to get pentomato to realise he's a fucking idiot, again.

Hah, and I almost signed this with my real name, like wot I would with emails at wurk.

And we're getting sued again

You mean Snee isn't your real name???

[CrabGirl]

Is your name Bjorn?

[Skweeky]

Is it Benedikt?

[Barbarossa]

Duhhhhhh, try some japonese names...