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**Mr. Mulder** · 10-01-2009, 06:26 PM

^^^ i read those three paragraphs as

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wurd-up, flange-failers

**JPaul** · 10-01-2009, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by chalice

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I feel sick.

So do I.

The missus just had a blistering row with some big, fat munter who lives across the street. They've just recently moved in and their daughter is an annoying wee fucker.

My 12 year old shouted at her to get away from him and his mates and her mum gave him a mouthful. We got wind of it and the missus brought him across the street by the scruff to apologise and try to diffuse the situation.

The fucking lard-gobbling, gravity-defying, whale/elephant hybrid wouldn't even answer her door. She opened her bedroom window and spat a stream of shite in a downwards direction. The missus lost it and called her things worser than I've just typed.

She's my inspiration, don't ya know.

Your muse as it were.

**chalice** · 10-01-2009, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

Originally Posted by chalice

So do I.

The missus just had a blistering row with some big, fat munter who lives across the street. They've just recently moved in and their daughter is an annoying wee fucker.

My 12 year old shouted at her to get away from him and his mates and her mum gave him a mouthful. We got wind of it and the missus brought him across the street by the scruff to apologise and try to diffuse the situation.

The fucking lard-gobbling, gravity-defying, whale/elephant hybrid wouldn't even answer her door. She opened her bedroom window and spat a stream of shite in a downwards direction. The missus lost it and called her things worser than I've just typed.

She's my inspiration, don't ya know.

Your muse as it were.

Indeed mate. Art imitates strife.

Nice to see you around, btw.

What's the good word in Seamusville?

**Alien5** · 10-01-2009, 07:31 PM

Chalice have you purchased any so called "Legal high's"?

ive been thinking of sampling methadrone before it get reclassified.

**chalice** · 10-01-2009, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Alien5

Chalice have you purchased any so called "Legal high's"?

ive been thinking of sampling methadrone before it get reclassified.

Just a few times, Allen. They were variations of so called 'herbal ecstasy'.

The buzz was decent for about 20 minutes then I got bored. I can tell you that it was absolutely fuck all like Ecstasy.

It was more like an Amyl Nitrate buzz only it went on for a couple of hours. My mate said they fucked him up for a week afterwards. He was getting cramps in his hands afterwards and attributed them to those pills.

I'm sceptical about the whole legal high phenomenon. Surely, not enough blind testing has gone on before they were mass-distributed and I get the feeling that they're even more dangerous than established illegal chemicals.

Not advocating illegal chemicals. But better the devil you know, like.