Last one to post wins the internets

[brotherdoobie]

What a load of crap. My cawk is Polish and he's dashing yet humble. My baby toe is Scandinavian and she's a fucking pig.

Burp.

[Something Else]

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows "beautiful people" to join.

I kid you not: http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ddlyEnoughNews

I think you're probably right. Thankfully we have tons of hawt, foreign burds.

[Skweeky]

[Something Else]

centimental value

[Skweeky]

I seem to have caught insomnia. Doobs, you started it, so you must have given it to me.

I can't seem to sleep properly anymore, the slightest sound wakes me up and then I end up tossing and turning until I finally give in and switch in the light so I can read.

[Skweeky]

In other news, our little squirt was playing at the bottom of the stairs earlier, he likes to use the safety gate to clamber up and down the bottom step.

It is just round a corner, so we can't actually see him when he is there.

We were just sitting watching some tv when he let out the loudest squeal I ever heard, like the type of scream you hear when someone gets a really bad fright. We both jumped up and ran to him, and he was just standing there crying, but when Gemmell picked him up he stopped, looked at me and smiled.

It was all a bit spooky to be honest, because it was completely out of character.

[weenden]

scary huh skweeky when the little one screams

[brotherdoobie]

I seem to have caught insomnia. Doobs, you started it, so you must have given it to me.

I can't seem to sleep properly anymore, the slightest sound wakes me up and then I end up tossing and turning until I finally give in and switch in the light so I can read.

I'm sure it's just temporary. I hope so. The company would be nice, but I wouldn't wish that upon you, Skweeks.

In other news, our little squirt was playing at the bottom of the stairs earlier, he likes to use the safety gate to clamber up and down the bottom step.

It is just round a corner, so we can't actually see him when he is there.

We were just sitting watching some tv when he let out the loudest squeal I ever heard, like the type of scream you hear when someone gets a really bad fright. We both jumped up and ran to him, and he was just standing there crying, but when Gemmell picked him up he stopped, looked at me and smiled.

It was all a bit spooky to be honest, because it was completely out of character.

Spooky like a fox.

Drink a shitload of coffee. Write a screenplay about the incident. Drink more coffee to insure maximum shakiness. Grab a hand held
video camera and make a brilliant movie. Make the fuck out of it.

-doobs

[Skweeky]

I like it!

[brotherdoobie]

You're going to be famous, Sonja. Mark my words.


-doobs