Last one to post wins the internets

[Skiz]

Or at least miss December.

[chalice]

Hello yourself there, Skiz.

[Skiz]

[Skiz]

It's snowing there, eh?

[Skiz]

Been a good while I've been down that road.

Took that trip a bunch in my 20's though. One too many times perhaps...

[chalice]

A wee bit, like.

But I'm on me own. And me being chemically enhanced and alone are contradictory precepts to and fro, from which I struggle.

Fuck it. I'm going to the pub, youse cunts.

[chalice]

I haven't ventured pubwards yet. 10.30 is early doors and I'll be hanging about Belfast city centre like a right mank if I go now.

I'll give it a half an hour and smoke a doob.

You knows it makes sense.

[chalice]

Oh, and Windows fucking 7 sucks the fucking bawls, like.

I'm blaming Skiz. My Vista on me lapppie was perfectly fine until that cunt suggested that I fuck it up with Windaes fucking 7.

Wot a cunt.

[Skiz]

No wai! Winders 7 is the tits. Fact.

What sort of probs are ewe having?

[chalice]

The mofo freezes intermittently, like.

That's as technical as I get at 10 'o clock on a Saturday morning.