Alright, dad, I'm off to Bedingfordshire anon.
Please don't beat mum any more.
I had some smack a couple of months ago. True story.
It was nice to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
speaking of; how is that novel about your reprobate brother coming along?![]()
He phoned me yesterday cos he can't work a computer and wanted me to do his O2 Surprises for him.
He got 20 free minutes to use today and tomorrow, innit. If he lives that long.
I can't make up my mind who's stupider. Him or his plank of a girlfriend.
It's definitely not his conversational skills she's after.
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