"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
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"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
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knowledge is power
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“The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.”
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I disagree.Originally Posted by Skiz
The whole point in having more than one kid is that hopefully by the law of averages at least one of them won't be a complete tool.
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I am sure your kids will be happy to read that Barbie. I will be saving a print screen of this for posterity
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Don't worry, I'll be telling it to their little faces soon enough
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Awww, you're the best dad ever
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What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? A hooker will stop screwing you when you are dead!
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omg what?????fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Just a bad day mate, just a bad day
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