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    anyone know a good limerick? one i found on a bus stop was.

    there was a man from brazil
    who swallowed a gunpowder pill
    his heart retired
    his bum backfired
    and his willy shot over the hill

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    There once was a hermit named Dave
    Who had a dead whore in his cave
    She shriveled and shrank
    and God how she stank!
    But think of the money he saved.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    zacspeed's Avatar Pheasant plucker
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    There was a young girl from Madrid
    Who said she'd be f****d for a quid
    Then along come an Italian
    With balls like a stalion
    He f****d her for nothing, he did.


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    There was a young girl from Ealing
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She lay on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pissed all over the ceiling

    Bonus points to anyone who can say where I got that from


  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Originally posted by Illuminati@25 September 2003 - 08:33
    There was a young girl from Ealing
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She lay on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pissed all over the ceiling

    Bonus points to anyone who can say where I got that from
    Here?
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

  6. Funny S**t   -   #6
    She stood on the bridge at midnight,
    her heart was all a quiver.
    She gave a cough,her tits fell off,
    and floated down the river.

  7. Funny S**t   -   #7
    Casey Jones was a son of a bitch
    parked his engine by a whorehouse hitch.
    went up the stairs with his dick in his hand, then pissed out the window on a bald headed man.
    he lined 50 women up against a wall. said bet ya 5 dollars i can f@#k em all.
    he f@#ked 49 but he had to stop because his di@k was smokin and his balls were hot.
    so he went down stairs and packed em on ice. then came back up and f@cked the last one twice.
    when he died he went to hell. fu@ked the devil and his wife as well.
    50 little deamons were against the wall, prayin please god help before he f@cks us all!

  8. Funny S**t   -   #8

    There was a young girl called heather
    Who's cu** flaps were made out of leather
    To attract the boys
    She made an odd noise
    By flapping the edges together

    From Howard Brenton's "Play Christie in love"

    And before I get accused of being some kind of masoginist here's a joke for the ladies




    How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?




    one

    But you must slice him really thinly
    :beerchug: Cheers

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