APPLICATION FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER
- NAME BEFORE BIRTH
- DATE OF EXECUTION
- HEIGHT (NOT UR GENITALIA)
- WEIGHT (NO N*TS, NO DATE)
- ALOOF SECURITY #
- M.A.D.D LICENSE #
- ANIMAL KINGDOM RANK
- THREAD ADDRESS
- BOARD/FORUM
- MEMBER NO
- HAVE YOU READ KL++ FAQ
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
I SWEAR THAT ALL MISINFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY FAQ KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
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