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    SEC Football

    (1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
    .........Drool.

    (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one
    room?
    .........A full set of teeth.

    (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm
    room?
    .........Grease her hips and push.

    (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
    .........Pay him for the pizza.

    (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
    girlfriend
    ?
    ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

    (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
    .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the
    road.

    (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?
    .........His freshman year.

    (8) How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light
    bulb?
    .........None. That's a sophomore course.

    (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
    ........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would
    never look
    at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

    (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
    ........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
    Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    hahah those are some good ones

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