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Thread: Best Clean Joke Ever!

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    Defy's Avatar Be Kind BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    An
    > Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man, are hired at a
    > Construction site.
    >
    > The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
    >
    > He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of
    > sweeping.'
    >
    > To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of
    > shoveling.'
    >
    > And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of
    > supplies.'
    >
    > He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while.
    > I expect you men to make a dent in that pile of sand.'
    >
    > So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple
    > of hours the pile of sand is untouched.
    >
    > He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of
    > it?'
    >
    > The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to
    > the Chinesea fella that he a wasa ina charge of supplies,
    > but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him
    > nowhere.'
    >
    > Then
    > the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says 'And you, I
    > thought I told you to shovel this pile.'
    >
    > The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah
    > could nae get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese
    > gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him
    > neither.'
    >
    >
    > The foreman is really angry now.. He storms off toward the
    > pile of sand to look for the Chinese gent.
    >
    > Just then, the Chinese man leaps out from behind the pile
    > of sand and yells,
    > 'SUPPLIES!!!!

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    n00bz0r's Avatar Say what? BT Rep: +5
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    yea.. it was kinda funny.
    but the chinese are workin on their english skills to have a better chance of getting a bigger slice of the outsourcing business.

    i wonder how long will this 'joke' be perceived as humorous.

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    funny stuff

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    swizZ8's Avatar pure hatred BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    hahaha


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    funny hahaha.........

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    funny hahaha.........

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    Props to you man

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    turin's Avatar Turambar BT Rep: +40BT Rep +40BT Rep +40BT Rep +40BT Rep +40BT Rep +40BT Rep +40BT Rep +40
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    he he good one

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    I've heard something similar but for a different race.

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    LMAO.. That one was good. Thanks dude

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