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Thread: Dont Hate Cats

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    A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

    The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

    Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

    He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

    Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Susan, is the cat there?"

    "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

    Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ****** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions

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    Good one!!

    Man..I LOVE it here!!

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    hey I once dropped a cat from a 26th story building and the little bugger didn't die!!!

    guess he has 8 lives left now

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    Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@28 September 2003 - 16:08
    hey I once dropped a cat from a 26th story building and the little bugger didn't die!!!

    guess he has 8 lives left now
    You are joking, right?

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    mmm no i didn't

    but the stupid little bugger did jump from my friend's apartment (26th floor) and landed safely on the street

    as to his motives for jumping i have no fucking clue

    I would neva harm animals eh?

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    Because cats are stupid

    But I love 'em.

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    Originally posted by Smooch@28 September 2003 - 14:03
    Because cats are stupid


    I beg to differ!

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    Originally posted by Infested Cats+28 September 2003 - 19:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infested Cats @ 28 September 2003 - 19:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Smooch@28 September 2003 - 14:03
    Because cats are stupid


    I beg to differ&#33; [/b][/quote]
    Apart from the infested ones, of course

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