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Thread: Would you crush a tennis star or a porn star's pussy(cat)?

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    I must go with tennis. Some of them get a bit too muscular for my tastes, but considering the general porn star vagina is the size of the grand canyon I'd go with that Serbian Wimbledon tart instead.
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    The only thing I'm 100% sure is...

    ..Safina is not doable :



    yuck

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    i don't think any of us stand a chance considering they're all a bunch of muff divers

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    I'm more of a dog person.

    Man's "best friend" after all.
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    There's a young (still illegal) Portuguese tennis player named Michelle de Brito who produces the sounds one tends to hear in pornographic films during her games.

    Did anyone catch her game vesus the ugly Italian lady? She shrieks like she's taking it in the cunt.
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    Tennis players are ugly. Porn stars win.

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    She's real strong, but still looks hot imo. I only have one problem. She's as tall as me. I think I would have problems with that.
    I'm back. The downside is that I'm also old now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qlix View Post
    Tennis players are ugly. Porn stars win.
    Sure.

    Maybe you should watch less pornography and try your hand in real world women to satiate your desires.

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