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Thread: wot r the rules about starting fires on beaches?

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    when i walk home from wurk i see people having bbqs on the beach, they just dig a hole in the pebbles and maik a fire there and put lyke a little grill over it then slap some sawsages on top ...but is it ok to start a fire on a beach? can ewe go to prison for it lyke?

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    Do you plan on starting a fire in someones pants?



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    i already have, she just wont notice for a few days ...call it a leaving present

    srysly though, do ewe need permishun from the police in engerland to start a fire on the ground on a public beach?

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    Depends who owns the beach. NT run beaches you not allowed to hav fires but cant really stop it. Best you can hope for is that people clean up after themselves.
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    does it say on the internets who owns eastbourne beach?

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    Will they not let you have they're sausages or something

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    Legally you can start a fire on any beach in the UK, so long as it is made using driftwood from that beach. The basis being that all you are doing is converting deadwood to ashes, which will break down quicker. This was successfully argued in Regina v Basset et alia

    I just made that up btw. Cool or what.

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    oh ffs, i might as well google it

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    Last edited by CrabGirl; 06-28-2009 at 06:31 PM.
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    Lazy cow, you could have copied it for the man

    Quick Barbecuing Rules and Regulations

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    Barbecues are only permissible between 6pm and 11pm
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    Only light your barbecue on designated beaches or areas. Do not light a barbecue on the beaches between the Pier and the Wish Tower or on any promenade or grass area
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    Dispose of your litter in the bins provided when you leave
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    Do not play amplified music
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    If you intend to have alcoholic drinks with your barbecue, check the signage to make sure you are not in a “No Drinking” area.

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    Do not have more than 20 Persons at your gathering (more than 20 constitutes an event and requires a permit for the event to take place – which can be issued by Seafront Services). These barbecues can only hold be held on beaches 67 to 69 (in front of Fort Fun car park).



    Beaches Where Barbecues are Allowed

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    Beaches 1 to 25 - Holywell to the Wish Tower
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    Beaches 40 to 55 - Pier to the Redoubt
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    Beaches 64 to 69 - Opposite Princes Park entrance from the next beach eastwards of Fisherman's Green to Fort Fun entrance.
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    Beaches 86 to 94 - Langney point from the beach opposite dotto turning circle to end of beaches before harbour wall.
    Last edited by JPaul; 06-28-2009 at 06:40 PM.

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