Jackass

[Evil Gemini]

I remember when me and my cousin were like 12 or something, we got an extension cord and plugged it in the power outlet and we got a scissors.

I said to him, you turn it on and i will cut the cord and try beat the electricity .

It was a bad idea and i think i blanked out for a while There was sparks n everything.

[titey]

I don't know what you look like neatt.... but somehow I can still picture you doing that.

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[razorsharp013]

This is not quite up there with your antics lilmiss, but it was funny at the time.

Myself and 2 friends once tied 2 ropes to the back of their pos Ford Escort and skied on our bumms down the middle of Daytona beach. The beach-goers loved it and cheered us on until the ropes snapped and we went rolling down the beach. The old farts kept yelling at us.....something about an enima.
I guess the funniest thing about that was that we were all sober!

Ooh, I just though of another.....

A few years ago one of those same friends and I were drunk outside a local bar eating some McDonalds in the car.
One of the bar tenders was leaving but couldn't get out of her parking spot....some idiot blocked her in. She asked one of us to back her out, (after she had been serving us drinks all night...not to bright), well I took up ther challenge and proceeded to slam into the truck behind her, leaving a massive dent! (Sensitive gas pedal.) Funny thing is, the experience sparked a nice friendship.

[Lilmiss]

never done that.
though, we have attached a sledge to the back of my car before.
that was fun.

[Snee]

I've done some pretty painful things, some weren't on purpose though:

Here're my faves:

*Ran my bike into a concrete thing, I flew a couple of metres and landed on my face. I scraped the skin something fierce. I then went shopping, I didn't even know I was bleeding until I stood at the register and felt something wet in my face. I had long hair at the mo' so I pulled it back and asked the lady at the counter if I was bleeding, hehe, scared her. It healed up fine though, no trace of it today.

*Jumped up and down in a sofa we had when I was a kid, then I jumped off from it, lost my balance and flew headfirst into a corner of a table that stood next to the sofa. After that you could see straight through my right cheek, today I still have a dimple.

*Smashed my nose when I was a kid, two times, by stepping on the blade of a snowshowel. I don't know why it happened twice, but my nose was blue in two places afterwards. It's not quite straight today if you look closely.

*I had a heatstroke and did some joyriding on my forklift-truck, when I worked as as an fl-truck driver. It ended with a mashed foot, subdural hematomas and stuff. I went back to work half-an-hour later. When I went to the doctor's two days later, my foot was so bad I shouldn't be able to walk on it he said.

Apart from that, I've had stitches on my eyebrows, one wrist, my left heel, my back and my chest, from doing some other similar things. I also had my scalp glued together, cuz they couldn't stitch it. And apart from that I've got loads of other scars. I've had to pick gravel out of my face and glass out of my hands too.

hello limiss

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[puk:))]

you can line up sleeping cows without waking them if your careful......... youve then got a game of cow domino's

[silentbob]

throwing a smoke bomb during a school rally (in the gym)-five day vacation

broke a stink bomb in class-week lunch detention

threw a capri-sun at ROTC kids-in school suspension

slide down the hill behind my house(leads to freeway) on my old skateboard deck

caused havok in ice skating rink

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by SnnY@29 September 2003 - 14:28
hello limiss

hiya sonny boy!

ouch!!!
when i was an ickle girl, me and me dog would have fights for the space nearest the fire. well, i tripped over her, went flying in the air and gashed me chin and knee on the fireplace. still got the scars now. in fact, im scarred all over from tree climbing, roller booting and scrapping with pals.

in art class, a long long time ago, me and a few mates got bored and had a pottery fight. long story short, a friend of mine ended up with half an ash tray stuck in his head. it was sooo gross, we all just stood around gagging. got up some really stupid stuff with those guys. one of them knocked me out cold, he had a boxing glove on and punched me in the temple, (aiming at someone completely different) and my head bounced to the side knocking my other temple off my other friends head. i was out for about 10 minutes, and all i remeber was them laughing their butts off at me dribbling.

there is a devil worshippers house a few miles away from where i live. we used to dare each other to go and touch it, then leave each other to be chased by angry weirdo's with dogs.



am i the only eejit in here?
come on, more stories pwease?

[DanB]

Originally posted by lilmiss@29 September 2003 - 18:56
am i the only eejit in here?
come on, more stories pwease? [/color]

[Snee]

Guess she isn't the only "eejit".

In my case most of these things aren't on purpose which in a way makes me more of a clutz, the amazing thing is the amount of hazardous situations I've walked away from with just a few scratches.

Hello both of you

Oh yeah I tossed an LP at my brothers head once and it stuck, it looked kind of funny, that too.

How's about this one btw: I deliberatedly tried how it felt like to hold onto a high-voltage fence, but my hands cramped up and I got stuck, someone else had to bend my fingers off it one at a time. That felt weird.