I know they only do that when you ask, but if you ask for a normal fresh orange you get a 20cl bottle and you have to pawn a kidney to pay for it.
Chips and mayo = win
In the netherlands they have something called 'Patatje Oorlog' (wee potato war), it's chips with warm peanut sauce, mayo, curry sauce and chopped onions. It's fucking tasty as well
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