I've Got Cancer.

**chalice** · 10-11-2011, 09:18 PM

Of the cunt gland.

Little did I know, that when I started being a cunt that it'd turn out this tragic way. I enjoyed it, of course. We all do. Some of us indulge in it more than others. No harm in it, we think. But we're wrong-diddly-wong-dong to the max.

Turns out, according to my metaphysical quack, that the employment of cuntery has been proven by experts in Germany/France to be unbeneficial to ones' health. Seems fairly conclusive to my experience with French and German cunts.

As a direct medical result of being a cunt, it seems, I will now die. Not a good outcome for me, but it was worth it.

I welcome your tributes.

**mjmacky** · 10-11-2011, 10:50 PM

"Why does it sound like you've given up", he asks amidst the hope of an eternal dormancy of the obvious response.

**chalice** · 10-11-2011, 10:54 PM

'I'll never give up', he spluttered, writhing, evacuating sputum.

Nev-fucking-arrrrr!!!

**megabyteme** · 10-11-2011, 11:05 PM

You could have yer cunt removed, then have Rings sown in its place. One would hardly be able to tell the difference.

**megabyteme** · 10-11-2011, 11:07 PM

Sorry, I was thinking "anal warts". My mistake....

**chalice** · 10-11-2011, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

You could have yer cunt removed, then have Rings sown in its place. One would hardly be able to tell the difference.

Except for the fact that Rings is a daft bastard and I'm a fucking legend, like.

I could see how you would fail to see that, though, emo-kid.

I lost all respect for you since you flounced off the hidden section. After that it got good.