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    Subject: : how to give bad news


    >
    > > An exact replica of a supposedly actual letter a daughter wrote
    > > to her parents from college.
    > >
    > > Dear Mom and Dad:
    > > It has now been three months since I left for college.
    > > I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my
    > > thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to
    date
    > > now, but, before you read on, please sit down. YOU ARE NOT TO
    > > READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS YOU ARE SITTING DOWN. OKAY!
    > > Well then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and
    > > the concussion I got when I jumped out of the window of my dormitory
    when
    > > it caught fire shortly after my arrival are
    > > pretty well healed now. I only get those sick headaches once a day.
    > > Fortunately the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed by an
    > > attendant at the gas station near the dorm, and he was the one who
    called
    > > the fire department and the ambulance. He also visited me at the
    hospital
    > > and, since I had nowher to live because of the burned out dormitory, he
    > > was kind enough to invite me to share his apartment with him. It's
    really
    > > a basement room, but it's kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we
    have
    > > fallen deeply in
    > > love and are planning to be married. We haven't set the exact date
    > > yet,but it will be before my pregnancy begins to show. Yes, Mother and
    > > Dad, I am pregnant. I know ho much you are looking forward to being
    > > grandparents and I know you will welcome the baby and give it the love,
    > > devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child. About my
    husband,
    > > I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind
    > > and, although not well educated, he is ambitious. Although he is of a
    > > different race and religion than ours, I know your often expressed
    > > tolerance will not permit you to be bothered
    > > by the fact that his skin color is somewhat different than ours. I am
    > > sure you will love him as I do. His family background is good too, for
    I
    > > am told that his father is an important gun-bearer in the village from
    > > which he came. Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell
    you
    > > that there was no dormitory fire I did not have a concussion or a skull
    > > fracture. I was not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am no
    engaged.
    > > there is no man in my life. However,I am getting a 'D' in History and an
    > > 'F' in Science and I wanted you to see those marks in the proper
    > > perspective.
    > > Anyways this news is better than those above
    > >
    > >
    > > Your Loving Daughter.
    > >
    > > Regards
    > >
    > > Vidya Bhargav
    >
    >
    >
    >
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    LMFAO

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    B) :-" o :teehee: :-)

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