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**WeeMouse** · 08-02-2009, 08:48 PM

they are TERRIFYING!!

Have chosen not to get those mags already - got 2 big sisters and a sister in law who have all had sprogs in the past few years so been through it with them (and watched the oldest one giving birth).

watch out - you might get 3am messages saying "why do i keep needing to pee as soon as i get comfy in bed??? why won't the baby stop using my internal organs as trampoline???"

it's all good

**Biggles** · 08-02-2009, 09:16 PM

Goodness another sproglet on the way. There has been a few of those over the last couple of years.

Well done Weemouse - the patter of tiny feet indeed!

Your Dad is a cracker btw also have you considered moving to somewhere less....challenging than Garngad?

**WeeMouse** · 08-03-2009, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by Biggles

Goodness another sproglet on the way. There has been a few of those over the last couple of years.

Well done Weemouse - the patter of tiny feet indeed!

Your Dad is a cracker btw also have you considered moving to somewhere less....challenging than Garngad?

Garngad is wonderful Biggles! There was a murder right outside our door the other month. Needless to say that this is the only place in Glasgow we could afford a house with garden and all.

Baby Mouse will not be allowed to leave the house until he is 30...

PS Dad is fab. He said he would buy us a pram. My Brother said prams cost about £500. Dad said "£500?? Fucksake is it a Mercedes convertible?? just use a bike with a basket on the front(!)

**Skweeky** · 08-03-2009, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by WeeMouse

they are TERRIFYING!!

Have chosen not to get those mags already - got 2 big sisters and a sister in law who have all had sprogs in the past few years so been through it with them (and watched the oldest one giving birth).

watch out - you might get 3am messages saying "why do i keep needing to pee as soon as i get comfy in bed??? why won't the baby stop using my internal organs as trampoline???"

it's all good

I have a theory about the peeing thing. I know they tell you it's the hormones combined with the pressure on your bladder etc, but I think it's preparing you for all the times you're going to have to get up at night after the baby is born. That way you get used to sleeping in blocks of only a couple of hours at the time. So there. That's my educated opinion.

Is you gonna give the sprog the boob or the bottle?

**WeeMouse** · 08-03-2009, 06:00 PM

I like your theory! lol the more i think about it the more it makes sense!

We're going to try the boob. No objection to the bottle if things don't work out tho.

My boobs are bigger btw. Very strange feeling but Mr Mouse ain't complaining!

**Skweeky** · 08-03-2009, 06:56 PM

Good on you! The boob is the bollocks (excuse the pun).
Just wait until a couple of days after you had the sprog. I went from a 36B to a 36G

Nursing bras a scam btw, don't bother with them. Just get some bras without padding or underwiring and they will do the job just fine. True story.

Do you know what you are having or are you keeping it a surprise?