So anyway, I'm a dad again

[C-mos]

congrats

[The_Martinator]

Congrats!

[Alien5]

ffs Not another girl? ask for a refund. congratulations mr. barbs.

[Something Else]

Well done Mr.Barbs. All the best you and the family.

[chalice]

Well done Barbar.

9lbs? That's a lotta babbie right there.

I'd bet she could punch the fuck right outta wee Ben, like. I could be her manager.

I've just set up an internets site called babbiesknockingsevenshadesofshiteouttaeachother.com

Could be profitable. Don't dismiss it immediately, like.

[enoughfakefiles]

Congrats barbie

I've got a girl as well who likes to make sure all her toys are all over the floor

[Skweeky]

Well done Barbar.

9lbs? That's a lotta babbie right there.

I'd bet she could punch the fuck right outta wee Ben, like. I could be her manager.

I've just set up an internets site called babbiesknockingsevenshadesofshiteouttaeachother.com

Could be profitable. Don't dismiss it immediately, like.

Here you, my wee man was 9lbs 4 when he was born and he is still in the 99th percentile for his height.

[chalice]

Well done Barbar.

9lbs? That's a lotta babbie right there.

I'd bet she could punch the fuck right outta wee Ben, like. I could be her manager.

I've just set up an internets site called babbiesknockingsevenshadesofshiteouttaeachother.com

Could be profitable. Don't dismiss it immediately, like.

Here you, my wee man was 9lbs 4 when he was born and he is still in the 99th percentile for his height.

Yeah, mums are great.

Showed my mum my cawk last week and she said it was in the top five per cent of cawk length she's ever seen. And coming from her, that's a helluva compliment.

Bless 'er.

[JPaul]

Congratulations Barbarella.

God bless you and yours.

[Barbarossa]

Cheers everyone
everything going well so far, she cries like a MoFo though, and it seems the only thing that'll placate her is the boob...

Easy times for me

Btw if you say Dad again doesn't that imply that you ceased being a Dad for a while ?
I mean like you were still a father right? You just added to the offspring account.

You're procrastination is impeccable sir... incredibly everyone else seemed to understand what I was talking about without the clarification...

But thanks anyway

That's some quality sperm you've got there mate, its lyke you've got a million michael phelps in your pants, congrats

You knows it

Unfortunately their days are numbered though, I'll be demolishing their escape route in the not too distant future.

Should anyone want to sample my super-sperm in the meantime you'd better place your order sooner rather than later...

I can't believe I just wrote that out in the real world and not just in my head... Thank fuck none of you are real or that'd have been really embarrassing