It's diagonally accross from Greggs. You shall recognise me by the daisy or big blue bow I shall be wearing in my hair.
Otherwise you can ask everyone in the bar to show you their boobs. I'm sure I have posted enough pictures on here for them to be easily recognisable.
Oh good, that should narrow it down, in Glasgow, in an Irish bar, on a Friday night.
You could also listen out for the Geordie accent.
We'll require an audio record as well, then.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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