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    This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
    so he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy
    an unusual pet.
    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
    (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for it and decided
    he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
    Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from
    his new pet.

    This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then
    asked him again, "How about going to the bar and
    having a drink with me?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
    So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
    He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting
    his face up against the centipede's house,
    shouting,......."Hey, in there!
    Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"





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    YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!















    A little voice came out of the box:





















    "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

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    Lmfao, thats so pathetic its funny.

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    ice ice baby

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    :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :x funny in a weird i'm never gonna have sex way.

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