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    1. Post lots of complicated words to sound professional.

    2. Make lots of Numbers like I am doing.

    3. Post pictures, it helps the illiterate.



    4. Make lots of edits, to make it look like you're constantly updating the topic.

    5. Make it seem like you know what you're talking about.

    6. Plagiarize long explanations from sites, a helpful site to find explanations is Google

    7. Make the title really big and bold

    8. Compliment a mod, and ask them to Pin it

    9. Put a link to the topic in your signature.

    10. The link in your sig should be colorful and big

    11. Put lots of dashes to separate words from other words like so:

    12. Pretend to help n00bs and then dis them. Often you can tell them to "stfu".

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    If you follow my steps you will have created the perfect topic

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    And the most important step....make sure there's a picture of an eagle somewhere !

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    If you follow these steps you will have created the perfect topic
    ..it didnt work for you kAb

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    Originally posted by Riddler@2 October 2003 - 15:57
    And the most important step....make sure there's a picture of an eagle somewhere !
    can't forget the eagle

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    I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead?

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    Illiterate?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Originally posted by SnnY@2 October 2003 - 17:00
    I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead?
    OK....


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    Originally posted by SnnY@3 October 2003 - 00:00
    I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead?
    [QUOTE]

    Not the gnu.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Originally posted by SnnY@3 October 2003 - 00:00
    I don't know about the eagles, can't we have wildebeast instead?




    or mention "naked" in the title.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    a gud topic must b related 2 sum thing sexual...

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