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    The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any 2 points in his body.

    The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

    The first officer asked that he be measured from the top of His head to the tip of his toes. He measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

    The second officer asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes and walked Out with $96,000.

    The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'

    It was suggested that he might want to reconsider. They explained about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted. They decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

    The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
    "Dear Lord!"' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

    The old Chief calmly replied, '
    Vietnam '.



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    PAIN is just WEAKNESS leaving the body

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    "Dear Lord!"' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

    The old Chief calmly replied, '
    Vietnam '.
    Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hologram View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    "Dear Lord!"' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

    The old Chief calmly replied, '
    Vietnam '.
    Hahahaha
    Buahahhaahah
    Last edited by swizZ8; 08-28-2009 at 05:53 AM.


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