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    What do you call the sweat created by 2 rednecks screwing???

    Relative humidity

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    zacspeed's Avatar Pheasant plucker
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    hehe love redneck jokes

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    In my oppinon, Jeff Foxworthy tells the best RedNeck Jokes!

    Examples of his jokes:

    If you missed 5th grade because you had jury duity, you might be a redneck

    If you been on TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck

    If you mowed your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck

    (Those were not made up by me)

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    If you marry outside the family you might not be a redneck.

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    Makes no sense to me at all

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    relative humidity.... good one!

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    You might be a redneck if.....................



    You blasted a giant hole in your big-screen TV when they cancelled ' Dukes Of Hazzard '...............

    and the bullets went clean through the trailer wall & killed your Monster Truck.

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    Here, kissin cousins...

    Relatives get it?
    They have sex, and they are related.

    If you dont know what sex is, ask your parents, or call up dominos.

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    Here is a joke that somewhat goes with the first joke:

    You might be a RedNeck if you go to a family reunion to meet weman

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