Originally Posted by
j2k4
I am offended.
I do indeed have a beard, however only one which requires occasional tonsorial effort to maintain.
I have also a wife, who, while she is an absolutely splendid woman in all respects, prefers that I do my own multi-tasking.
She takes umbrage with your commentary as well.
Neither of us would eat a corn dog if it was the last morsel on Earth; the very idea of dough-covered mystery-meat is revolting.
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