Hi chalice

[chalice]

lets be friends

and frolic

and dance

and prance

and skip

in the fields of spastic

Let's not.

Let's discuss instead the possible origins, present manifestations and the inevitable repercussions of your over-riding compulsion to be a pathetic attention whore on this forum.

Not having immediately achieved your desired degree of personal fanfare by your initial methodology of brown-nosing the mods with your clueless 'let's make the world a better place' threads in ERTTB, you now resort to skirting in and out of my spotlight.

You're a speck. A snack. A fucking side-dish, child.

Skweeks is absolutely correct. You pwned yourself by starting this thread.

Anything I say, however banal, will seem incan-fucking-descent in comparison to your unfunny, spastic gibberish.

Well done. I await your further intellectually suicidal pish with fervour.

[Skweeky]

I'm going to start a popcorn franchise in this place. I'm gonna make a mint.

We can have theme nights.

Monday - Get insulted by Chavis night
Tuesday - Chavis makes the mongs cry
Wednesday - Mongs pwn themselves to the max


Saturday - Give Skweeks a foot massage day (noobs and mongs not allowed)

[chalice]

chalice has no friends .

A common misapprehension.

I am Chalice's friend.

You knows it, Kev.

Damn'd straight.

[Biggles]

lets be friends

and frolic

and dance

and prance

and skip

in the fields of spastic

Has the world gone stark, staring doo-lally and not even had the courtesy to tell me?

[Skweeky]

We didn't really think you'd notice the difference, Les.

[Skweeky]

We didn't really think you'd notice the difference, Les.

[Biggles]

We didn't really think you'd notice the difference, Les.

You are probably right - I mean I think I saw this in stereo, so what do I know?

[Rart]

[chalice]

You can't even manufacture a fucking syllable, can you?

No surprise.

Flowers for fingers, a bou-fucking-quet for a brain.

[Rart]