Hi chalice

[chalice]

Clever.

[IdolEyes787]

I have a dozen monkeys typing at my computer and sometimes they get lucky.

[The_Martinator]

Chalice sucks!

PS: What does spastic mean? I'll have to look it up.

Yep, I suck. I suck things to the max.

I suck your mother's clitoris. I sucked my spermatozoa outta your mother's cliroris and spat it back into a fucking cow's mouth. That cow spat back my spermatozoa into the mouth of a fucking Jack Russell terrier who in turn gargled the fuck out of it and projected it skywards and (unfortunately) landed and took root in a fucking wide-open vagina belonging to your mother. She then got sucked into a fucking time-vortex which dragged her back to the start of this post ergo where you were conceived.

Now...what were the fucking chances of that? Through some sorta fucked-up paradox you were actually given life.

Thank me, thank your mum, thank that cow, thank that Jack Russell and thank time fucking vortexes to the max, like.

Nicely done.

[chalice]

Yep, I suck. I suck things to the max.

I suck your mother's clitoris. I sucked my spermatozoa outta your mother's cliroris and spat it back into a fucking cow's mouth. That cow spat back my spermatozoa into the mouth of a fucking Jack Russell terrier who in turn gargled the fuck out of it and projected it skywards and (unfortunately) landed and took root in a fucking wide-open vagina belonging to your mother. She then got sucked into a fucking time-vortex which dragged her back to the start of this post ergo where you were conceived.

Now...what were the fucking chances of that? Through some sorta fucked-up paradox you were actually given life.

Thank me, thank your mum, thank that cow, thank that Jack Russell and thank time fucking vortexes to the max, like.

Nicely done.

So, having been graciously given the definition of what a spastic is, you now agree that you do indeed fit nicely into that criterion, yes?

Glad we sorted that out. I was worried for a minute.

[chalice]

Rart, worship me and post in the lounge, mate.

Just as long as you worship me, like, you spastic.

[chalice]

All I'm asking is that you sacrifice a 4 tonne chicken, your mother or your first born child in my honour. All three would be even better.

Then, and only then, can you post in my lounge with good conscience, my disciple.

[Rart]

My my triple posting. Lonely now aren't we?

[chalice]

I can do multiple postings. Singular posts dwell solely within the province of N00bs who can't appreciate the comedy value. That's why there's no automerging in this section.

Was that the royal 'we'? Cos I can't see anyone else rallying to your defence.

You're a fucking sad little cunt who has gotten out of its depth and you just can't claw back. Go back to the tard section. You fit in perfectly.

[j2k4]

I find myself missing the idiots of another age...Zardoz...Hypoluxa...David....those were the days.

You really had to put your boot on their necks to make them squeal nice.

Now, those were real trolls.

[chalice]

Hypoluxa.

Now there was a troll worth the effort, kev.

Forgot about him. The good old days are dead and gone, mate.