Hi chalice

[Lilmiss]

[The_Martinator]

Chalice sucks!

PS: What does spastic mean? I'll have to look it up.

[Zip]

Chalice sucks!

PS: What does spastic mean? I'll have to look it up.

Someone who walks with their head angled 30-45 degrees to the side, one of their arms in a crooked position, their feet turned inwards (like Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects), walking down a street, with the occasional noise (like that dude in Cube) "Errrrrahhhhhhhh".
Whenever Dave did something stupid, we'd do the spastic impression on him "Errrrrahhhhhhhh".

Us Brits are the masters of doing insulting impressions such as the spastic and wanker impression.

[Zip]

I found that on Urban dictionary by the way.

[Zip]

I find the last sentence funny as those words are quite common around here.

Triple posting for the win.

[Barbarossa]

Sometimes reading the shite posted on this board makes me lose the will to live

[Disme]

Than don't ...

[chalice]

Chalice sucks!

PS: What does spastic mean? I'll have to look it up.

Yep, I suck. I suck things to the max.

I suck your mother's clitoris. I sucked my spermatozoa outta your mother's cliroris and spat it back into a fucking cow's mouth. That cow spat back my spermatozoa into the mouth of a fucking Jack Russell terrier who in turn gargled the fuck out of it and projected it skywards and (unfortunately) landed and took root in a fucking wide-open vagina belonging to your mother. She then got sucked into a fucking time-vortex which dragged her back to the start of this post ergo where you were conceived.

Now...what were the fucking chances of that? Through some sorta fucked-up paradox you were actually given life.

Thank me, thank your mum, thank that cow, thank that Jack Russell and thank time fucking vortexes to the max, like.

[Albo Da Kid]

holy shit where do you come up with these

[IdolEyes787]